Ancient Tree Truther Pages Are Next Level Crazy

Peter Rapine Published 07/13/2020 in wow

We might have just found the best worst thing on the Internet, we're sorry, you're welcome.

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Giant Tree Truthers are not new, and the ancient giant tree truth community has been around, online since at least 2017, and probably earlier than that. However, the community seems to be growing, and rapidly. This screenshot shows one of the bigger and more active pages on Facebook dedicated to giant tree truth, sitting at 11k members, which at the time of this post has grown to 24k members. But who cares, no one would believe this stuff right?
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But people actually believe mesas and other large rock formation are actually ancient trees that were chopped down a long time ago. Possibly from a time when silicone lifeforms lived on the Earth. Yes, this is what some people really believe. And they have the proof to back it up. (they don't)
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We wish we were making this up.
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The reality is that the tree truth community is such an insular one, that even pictures of normal looking trees start comment threads, alluding to great more mysterious endings. Do they think this is some huge donged person that was turned into a tree? Because I don't see anything else going on here.
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Because once you start believing in ancient giant trees, there is no limit to where that truth will take you. Is this a rock formation, carved from the flow of water and rain? Or is this the petrified remains of a giant prehistoric baby breastfeeding on it's mother? You decide.
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Giant Tree Truthers are not new, and the ancient giant tree truth community has been around, online since at least 2017, and probably earlier than that. However, the community seems to be growing, and rapidly. This screenshot shows one of the bigger and more active pages on Facebook dedicated to giant tree truth, sitting at 11k members, which at the time of this post has grown to 24k members. But who cares, no one would believe this stuff right?
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But people actually believe mesas and other large rock formation are actually ancient trees that were chopped down a long time ago. Possibly from a time when silicone lifeforms lived on the Earth. Yes, this is what some people really believe. And they have the proof to back it up. (they don't)
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We wish we were making this up.
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The reality is that the tree truth community is such an insular one, that even pictures of normal looking trees start comment threads, alluding to great more mysterious endings. Do they think this is some huge donged person that was turned into a tree? Because I don't see anything else going on here.
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Because once you start believing in ancient giant trees, there is no limit to where that truth will take you. Is this a rock formation, carved from the flow of water and rain? Or is this the petrified remains of a giant prehistoric baby breastfeeding on it's mother? You decide.
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